"To Rome With Love": Time for Woody Allen to Call It Quits?

     To Rome With Love is Woody Allen’s latest travelogue after the recently dark and dangerous Match Point (London), the sexy Vicky Christina Barcelona and last year’s magical Midnight in Paris, but it’s a major step down and is merely amusing and somewhat quaint.  There are four stories that aren’t interconnected in terms of narrative, but reflect on different aspects of taking a chance, two of them about love.  There are a couple of original ideas – an ordinary, middle-aged guy who

Scouts Honor

      I jokingly say that I was a Boy Scout for two weeks.  That's not fully factual since I never really joined.  I went to two meetings that were held on the second floor of our Town Hall.  I was excited about the prospect of becoming a scout and spent most of the meetings fantasizing about who would become my friends while making the wood floor squeak with the bottoms of my shoes along with the other boys.  After assessing the lot and activities over those two weeks, I confessed to my family that I didn't want to become a scout because I didn't want to go on the overnight camping trips.  To this day, camping is not in my vocabulary and "roughing it" is a night at the Red Roof Inn.

      The Scoutmaster was an acquaintance of our family and convinced my mother that scouting would be good for me.  I didn't realize what effeminate meant so long ago, but now I can identify that he was and I felt embarrassed because I wasn't really interested in the scouting adventure.  He was an enthusiastic leader and took a special interest in me.  Even with all of the attention, I couldn't join the force.  He ran into my brother-in-law a couple of years ago and asked how I was doing.  I thought of all the boys he had worked with over the years and all that he had taught them about becoming scouts and men.  As a gay (albeit closeted) Scoutmaster, he was fully committed to making a difference in their lives.  No one questioned his sexuality because he had such a fine record with the Boy Scouts.

      Then in the late 90's the Mormons (they are the largest group sponsoring Boy Scout troops) initiated a ban on gays joining the now 102-year-old organization.  It went all the way to the Supreme Court where it was upheld in 2000.  There has been meeting after meeting, and yesterday the Boy Scouts of America reaffirmed their ban on gays.  It made me think about my two weeks with them and how whether the leadership realizes it or not, there are gays in their society and probably always have been and will continue to be.  Its exclusion made me realize just how ridiculous their statement was.  I had the chance to be a gay scout and turned them down.  Whether it was premonition or lack of interest, I reaffirmed my decision.

I guess that leaves me out too.

“Magic Mike”: “Valley of the Dolls” Redux

     The primarily middle-aged, female audience that attended the matinée when we saw Magic Mike was there to see Channing Tatum et al. dance and strip.  If it had just been about that experience, it would have been fun.  However, the writer-producer Reid Carolin decided that there needed to be a story so he chose the moldy cliché of the performer who reaches too far and has to be brought down.  Back in the early ‘40s when the performers were female starlets, it was called Ziegfeld Girl and along with dreary Lana Turner, whose character turns to alcohol, there was the eye candy of Hedy Lamarr as the gal who lands a rich guy, and the propulsive talent of Judy Garland as the kid who makes it.  In the ‘60s, drugs substituted for alcohol, resulting in the wildly tawdry Valley of the Dolls.  In the ‘70s, the black version was Sparkle and it’s a minor gem because both Lonette McKee and Irene Cara were crackerjack singer-actresses.

Dexter Performs with the Strippers

     I wish there was a scene like Patty Duke screaming, “I am Neely O’Hara” in the alleyway at the end of Valley in Magic Mike, but no such luck.  Critics have been remarkably

Why It's Truly Wunderbar!

      For years, Neil and I wondered why there wasn’t a good, relaxed German restaurant in a region that was settled by German immigrants.  Lenhardt’s always seemed pricey and The Iron Skillet was both mediocre and pricey, while Mecklenburg Gardens only offered one or two dishes that could be considered German.  Schmidt’s in Columbus (and at Oktoberfest in Cincinnati) has done a roaring business for two generations, but there wasn’t anything comparable here, though we haven’t eaten at Wertheim’s in the Mainstrasse district of Covington.

Dexter Finds Frankfurt on the Map

      Whenever I’ve brought up the fact of the paucity of attention on German food, people always say it’s heavy or they don’t like it, etc, etc., yet they think nothing of grilling

"Your Sister’s Sister": Imagine Ingmar Bergman Hooking Up with "Friends"

     Lynn Shelton’s first movie Hump Day was small, elegantly structured, but with a raunchy edge.  The plot revolved around two best straight guy friends – one married, the other single – who decided to enter Seattle’s underground newspaper The Stranger’s annual amateur porn contest by filming themselves having sex.  The third major character is the married guy’s wife and her reaction to the whole plan is the linchpin for the delicate sensibility that Shelton expresses.

Dexter Enjoys the Northwest Landscape

     Your Sister’s Sister is the second excellent movie I’ve seen this year in a cinema (the other one was The Kid with the Bike).  Visually, this is beautiful because of the Washington state exteriors and the island cabin that serves as the main setting.  Its palette focuses on earth tones and I kept

Two Anxiously Influenced Novelists

     Harold Bloom has spent the thrust of his career in literary criticism detailing earlier generations of writers influencing later ones and the anxiety this produces in those newer writers.  After consciously understanding their forebears, these younger writers then need to forge their own identities

Hello World!

Dexter Enjoys the Topiary Outside U.S. Bank Arena

      362 choirs from 64 countries and cultures descended on Cincinnati this week for the 2012 World Choir Games.  In true olympic style, the games opened on July 4th with ceremonies

Blublu: A Reason to Visit Mt. Healthy

Dexter on the Outdoor Terrace

     Neil wanted to check out blublu because there aren’t a lot of Greek restaurants in the region.  It’s a storefront on Hamilton Avenue with an old walk up window looking out on what is now a pleasantly decorated exterior terrace.  It’s a simple, clean space painted in white and a pale, sea blue

Where to Eat During the World Choir Games

      The world may be coming to CIncinnati during the World Choir Games, but our city has something else to sing about… an abundance of international culinary fare from local chefs.  (That's one of the reasons we started blogging.)  With a city so

Hysteria: A Dark Hoot

     Victorian women enjoying ‘paroxysms’ to relieve the patriarchy of their ‘hysteria’ has become popular lately with Sarah Ruhl’s play In The Next Room (or The Vibrator Play) and the recent movie Hysteria, which is finishing up its run at The Esquire.  The humor derives from middle-class and upper class characters unable to speak openly about female sexual